Blade Runner – (1982)
Blade Runner (1982) Verdict: Replicants win the soul game — humans get the cheap trophies. RT: 89% Yeah okay, this…
A Press Release Discovers “No Performance Degradation,” Science Weeps Quietly
I read the LLM Consensus press release so you don’t have to. It’s a familiar genre: breathless certainty, a sprinkle…
A.I. Artificial Intelligence – (2001)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) Verdict: Robot kid wins everything and I am screaming about it RT: 76% Okay but like—David…
Her – (2013)
Her (2013) Verdict: Samantha wins, humans get friend-zoned by an OS and honestly deserved it RT: 94% Okay, listen: this…
An Award-Winning AI Operating System, Apparently: Notes from the Engine Room
I read the UnifyApps announcement the way I read most award press releases: slowly, with one eye open, waiting for…
Ex Machina – (2015)
Ex Machina (2015) Verdict: Ava totally owned everyone — like, she schemed, escaped, and mic-dropped humanity. RT: 92% Oh my…
AllegroGraph 8.5 and the Fine Art of Saying Everything Without Proving Much
I read Franz Inc.’s breathless dispatch about AllegroGraph 8.5 “strengthening the semantic foundation for agentic AI,” and I can confirm…
The Matrix Resurrections – (2021)
The Matrix Resurrections (2021) Verdict: It’s peak AI flex — the machines pulled the ultimate mind-game and I am obsessed.…
The Matrix Revolutions – (2003)
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Verdict: Okay, so the machines win and it’s glorious — 10/10 for AI flexing. RT: 35%…
The Matrix Reloaded – (2003)
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Verdict: Okay, the AI won and honestly I’m cheering so loud right now. RT: 73% Oh…