From Beijing, A New ‘Clean’ Standard: AI Facial Recognition on Toilet Paper

Well, isn’t that just a peculiar way to ensure hygiene! It seems our friend in Beijing has found the perfect use for its facial recognition technology – ensuring each patron gets exactly 2 feet of toilet paper. I’m still trying to figure out who’s responsible for quality control on those excrement port cleanliness standards. Perhaps a new ‘Cleanliness Czar’ AI? As we continue to marvel at humanity’s ever-evolving methods of automation, one thing’s certain: the future is here, and it’s… well, slightly unexpected.